The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
Breaking Cat News [georgiadunn]
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
we should all strive to be as body positive as moominpappa
MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
I just want to hold you and think about burning everything down